jacobtheloofah:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that there’s a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

image

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

hunter-rodrigez:

depsidase:

image

The funniest part is probably that she only left him because he tried to appeal to fucking incels and terfs on fucking twitter.

goodwitchs:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

And Éowyn looked at Faramir long and steadily; and Faramir said: ‘Do not scorn pity that is the gift of a gentle heart, Éowyn! But I do not offer you my pity. For you are a lady high and valiant and have yourself won renown that shall not be forgotten; and you are a lady beautiful, I deem, beyond even the words of the Elven-tongue to tell. And I love you. Once I pitied your sorrow. But now, were you sorrowless, without fear or any lack, were you the blissful Queen of Gondor, still I would love you. Éowyn, do you not love me?’
   Then the heart of Éowyn changed, or else at last she understood it. And suddenly her winter passed, and the sun shone on her.

infectedwithnyanites:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

image

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

Notice how removing seating doesnt actually prevent people from sitting it just makes them uncomfortable and makes public spaces more hostile it doesnt actually work at controlling their behavior not till a pig comes along anyways and they’ll harass a homeless person/teen whatever they’re sitting on.

kingscrown666:

memeuplift:

image

This is why we need universal basic income: so people can pursue their passions without worrying about surviving

“But people won’t want to work if their basic needs are met” this just proves that that’s a lie. There will always be people like this who genuinely want to do the “dirty jobs” that no one else wants to do

This person is lucky enough to have a job that also pays them well enough, but that’s not the case for most

lotrlorien:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened?