patience, seattle, 90's child
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
weird little girls are born with divine innate knowledge about the universe
“We can’t make transit free because then people might use transit”
This is actually hilarious, because the train, bus metro etc is going anyways…..so what difference does it make?
Unnecessary trips? Like… People enjoying life???
some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me
you are all sick in the head
sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault
one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good
you fucking liar
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president
if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on
*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
does it look like this
There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny
I’ve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.
Unfortunately true.
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